Wow….

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MISSI My parents got me a glass lord of the rings goblet. Which one do you have? 

WOOOOO

I have the Arwen and the Strider cups.

Fuck yeah. I just got Frodo

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MISSI My parents got me a glass lord of the rings goblet. Which one do you have? 

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I really hate packing. Like a lot even if it’s for something fun like vacation. 

Also, Molly I got all of Elementary to watch on the way there. And Firefly. So I think we are good to go . 

Today was another wonderful summer day. I was productive and mowed the grass AND trimmed our hedges. Then I got to hang out with Maddie all day which  included walking all over Frontier Park and Main Street. She is just so much fun. I’m so glad I get to have the summer with her. 

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i am emotionally drained and it’s all the crew of the starship enterprise’s fault

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Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Ann Hathaway?

perfect. 

perfection or actual time travelers?

DOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO

WEEEEEEE OOOO OOOOOO

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Guys. My hair is so long. It’s freaking me out. It literally has not been this long since maybe my freshman year of high school. 

I got to spend all day with my girl yesterday. I went with her to get her third tattoo and it just made me want to get one really, really bad. We went all around Saint Louis and it was a lot of fun. She is just so awesome and she was such a champ while getting her tattoo. 

On a way creepier note, we got propositioned by this man on a bike while walking to the tattoo parlor. He wanted to have a threesome and was very persistent. Oh the joys of the city, although this totally could have happened in K-ville. 

I just got the sweetest email from one of my nursing professors. I almost teared up. She just told me my final grade in my class and told me how much that she enjoyed having me in her class. She also told me to keep in touch because she doesn’t often hear from students after they graduate. She told me that she was really proud of me. She knew everything that I was going through this semester and she just told me that she was so glad that I got help and got better. 

I really wasn’t expecting to feel this many feels. 

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Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

what a waste of tea

No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.

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Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

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GUys, I just ran a mile. Granted it wasn’t fast or anything but fuck I ran a mile. I don’t run…..ever. I think I must be dying how else would I be able to do this. My body is just on some weird last hooray kick. 

Also I got my tan on this morning too. I’m trying to get a least a little tan before I fry at the beach. I don’t know why I’m being so productive. Now I’m about to start a shit ton of laundry.